The Marvellous & Heroic Tale Of The Sage Of Broadstairs

To the tune of Botany Bay

I sing of the fabled Sage of Broad Stair;
A man of less brain than a well-known bear.
When I say that his wisdom is second to none
I mean to imply a negative sum.

Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
Singing toorali-oorali-ay.
Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
To the Great Kentish Sage give wassail.

When he saw God's cause was in great need
He saddled his Faith like a mighty steed.
He knew where the Word was needed, sore—
"To the supermarket!" he exclaimed with a roar.

Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
Singing toorali-oorali-ay.
Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
To the Great Kentish Sage give wassail.

To Tesco and Asda, with tract-stuffed jacket;
He crammed God's words into cornflake packets.
From there, in his wrath, to Waterstones;
Bravely slipped tracts into Dawkins' tomes.

Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
Singing toorali-oorali-ay.
Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
To the Great Kentish Sage give wassail.

When the fireside-tales of heroes are told;
When the sagas are read, of martyrs bold,
Always finish with he who'll ne'er be surpassed.
Save the Tale Of The Sage Of Broadstairs 'til last!

Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
Singing toorali-oorali-ay.
Singing toorali-oorali-addity.
To the Great Kentish Sage give wassail.

Daz


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3 thoughts on “The Marvellous & Heroic Tale Of The Sage Of Broadstairs

  1. Bob, these Persecution Points you keep going on about – how do they work. Are they like Green Shield Stamps?

    If you save enough do you get a gold harp? Or lunch with Jesus?

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